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Quarry’s Web

Tuesday, September 29th, 2026

The new Antiques novel by Barbara Allan (Barb and me) is out now! Brick-and-mortar stores may not have it (our publisher, Severn House, now affiliated with Joffe Books, is British) but Amazon does, in both hardcover and on Kindle.


Hardcover:
E-Book:

Here’s what reader Mary S. thinks about the new Trash ‘n’ Treasures mystery:

“Antiques Web is the latest in the Trash’n’treasures mystery series featuring mother daughter duo Vivian and Brandy Bourne and adorable shih tzu, Sushi. This series has been running for a long time and possibly could feel a little formulaic, but it really doesn’t because it’s so darned funny! I love the mother daughter duo and their sweet family that now includes Brandy’s son Jake and her police chief husband Tony. The setting in small town Iowa is great and the hijinks drama queen Vivian gets into are hilarious. This mystery involved murder, a UFO house, and the mob. What more could we really ask for! If you are looking for a cozy mystery with lots of humor that is a great escape from real life then this is the book for you! I loved the ending and I’m already looking forward to the next book.”

And Navy Mom says:

“This book is a positive mood lifter. I have never laughed so much while reading a murder mystery. The main characters are family and friends who run a Antiques shop called “Trash “n” Treasures.” Thus fabolous sweet read has embezzlement, a Mafia connection, a Sheriff who is beside himself as his wife & her Mother get involved in solving crimes. I totally loved this series, and I think I’m going to have to but Book 1 and complete them all.”

And our little micro-budget movie, Death by Fruitcake, is available at Amazon right now, regularly $22.29, but it’s been on sale a couple of times lately, so keep an eye out.

It’s free with commercials on Tubi, The Roku Channel, Fawesome and Xumo Play. Check here for more options: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/death-by-fruitcake.

If you hit one of the sale prices (it’s been as low as $6.66!), snag some for friends, relatives and to use for stocking stuffers.

Here’s a review that may convince you:


Five stars from reviewer zagain
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Solid Independent Film
Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026

“Death By Fruitcake is an adaptation of a novella by Barbara Allen from the Trash ‘n’ Treasures cozy mystery series. Allen is the pen name used by noted crime and mystery writer Max Allan Collins and his wife Barbara who co-write these adventures of antiques store owner Vivian Borne and her daughter Brandy. The film is set in small-town Serenity, Iowa and focuses on a community theater production of a Christmas play centered around local fruitcake production during the FDR administration. Vivian is directing the production and it stars local star Louise Lamont, who has recently returned to her hometown roots while on the downside of her successful career in soap operas and other stage shows. Things go awry when Lamont, a diva who has rubbed the rest of the cast and crew the wrong way, dies in the middle of a dress rehearsal. Vivian, who views herself as something of an amateur sleuth, takes it upon herself to assist local police chief Tony Cassato in solving the crime.

The film stars Paula Sands, a long-time news anchor and reporter in the Quad Cities area, as Vivian Borne and Alisabeth Von Presley, best known for her music career and as a former contestant on American Idol, as her daughter Brandy. The film also features Rene Mauck, who portrayed Velda in the filmed stage radio-style production of Mickey Spillane’s Encore for Murder, as Louise; Rob Merritt (Richard Stone in Blue Christmas) as Chief Cassato; and Chris Causey (Jake Marley in Blue Christmas) as Paul, the theater’s lighting guru. While the cast may not contain a number of household names, there are some solid performances in the film. Sands does a solid job as Vivian, although some of her delivery certainly points to her past at a news desk. Von Presley, who had a minor role in Blue Christmas, stands out with an ability to easily speak to the camera in several scenes designed to break the fourth wall. Merritt, who was strong as the lead in Blue Christmas, puts in another solid performance as does Chris Causey, who has the presence of an experienced character actor (making it somewhat surprising that he’s not had more roles according to his IMDb profile). Kimberly Kurtenbach also stands out as Clara Buffet, head of Lamont’s fan club.

The film is a low budget, independent production, but that works just fine given that this is a character-driven, quick (89 minutes) whodunit film that takes place entirely in one setting (the community theater). There are several funny spots and one-liners as well as an ending with a twist that is to be expected in these types of mystery stories. Although I’m unfamiliar with the book series this is based on, it’s safe to assume it is a fairly true adaptation given that it is written, directed and produced by Max Allan Collins and also produced by series co-writer Barbara Collins. Overall fans of the series, of cozy mysteries, or of Collins’ work in general are likely to find this film a worthy watch.

Here’s another FRUITCAKE review that just came to my attention:

Overly Honest Reviews – *** ½ stars
RAVING REVIEW: One of the best types of mysteries doesn’t pretend to be bigger than it is.
DEATH BY FRUITCAKE leans into its small-town setting, its contained stage environment, and its personality-driven storytelling without trying to inflate the stakes beyond what the story can support. That restraint ends up being one of its biggest advantages. It knows the scale it’s operating within and, instead of stretching, digs inward into character, tone, and timing.

The setup is simple in the best way. A dress rehearsal collapses into chaos when a notoriously difficult actress drops dead mid-performance, and suddenly everyone in the room becomes a suspect. That kind of confined, single-location mystery has been done countless times, but what makes this one click is the attention it pays to the personalities circling the event. This isn’t about elaborate plotting or intricate twists stacked on top of each other. It’s about letting the audience sit in a room full of people who all have a reason to hate the victim and watching the tension build from there.


Paula Sands carries much of the story as Vivian, and what stands out isn’t just her presence but the way the performance embraces a slightly heightened delivery without tipping into parody. There’s a stiffness to her line reading at times, but instead of breaking the illusion, it almost feeds into the character. Vivian feels like someone who sees herself as more composed and authoritative than she actually is, and that disconnect becomes part of the charm. It’s not polished conventionally, but it fits the world the film builds.

Alisabeth Von Presley brings a different kind of portrayal as Brandy, and the contrast between the two performances becomes one of the film’s strengths. Where Vivian leans toward control and presentation, Brandy feels more fluid, more aware of the absurdity around her. The moments where she interacts directly with the camera could have come off as distracting. They’re used sparingly enough that they add personality instead of pulling you out of the story. It gives the film an edge, a reminder that it’s in on its own tone without constantly pointing it out.

The supporting cast fills out the ensemble, keeping the suspect pool engaging. No one is pushed into satire, but everyone is just exaggerated enough to feel distinct. That balance is important in a story like this. If the characters blend into one another, the mystery loses its shape. Here, each interaction carries just enough tension or humor to keep things moving, even when the narrative slows.

The investigation expands in a way that feels intentionally relaxed, but there are stretches where it could have used a sharper sense of escalation. Conversations feel a bit repetitive at times, suspicions shift without always adding new information, and the momentum dips as a result. It never stalls completely, but there’s a version of this that trims some of that repetition and lands with a bit more impact.

There’s a lightness to the humor that doesn’t undercut the mystery, and a sense of familiarity that works in its favor rather than against it. It feels like a story that understands its audience, especially those drawn to mysteries where the intrigue matters but the experience is just as much about spending time with the characters. The jokes land more often than not, and when they don’t, they still feel in line with the world the film has created.


The single-location setting becomes a strength rather than a constraint, forcing the film to rely on blocking, performance, and dialogue rather than on visuals. There’s a stage-like quality to everything, which makes sense given the setting, and instead of fighting that, the film leans into it.

What ultimately holds everything together is the film’s understanding of what kind of mystery it wants to be. It’s not chasing complexity for its own sake, and it’s not trying to reinvent the genre. Instead, it focuses on delivering a contained, character-driven story with enough intrigue to keep you guessing and enough personality to keep you invested.

There’s also an underlying appreciation for the setting itself. The small-town dynamics, the overlapping relationships, the way grudges and histories linger just beneath the surface, all of that feeds into the mystery without needing to be spelled out. It gives the film a sense of place that adds texture without complicating the narrative.

DEATH BY FRUITCAKE doesn’t aim for perfection. Its appeal comes from how comfortably it settles into its identity. The imperfections are part of the experience, but they don’t define it. What sticks is the chemistry between its leads, the playful tone, and the steady commitment to telling a story that fits its scale. It’s the kind of film that understands exactly what it’s offering, and more importantly, what it isn’t. And in a genre that often overreaches or overcomplicates itself, that clarity goes a long way.

This same reviewer also likes Return of the Maltese Falcon:

from reviewer zagain:
5 out of 5 stars
Excellent Followup
Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
Format: Hardcover

Dashiell Hammett’s
The Maltese Falcon from 1930 is a whirlwind of a hardboiled novel in which you are thrown right into the story. There’s no long preamble introducing characters or settings — characters quickly enter the scene and the action starts immediately. It can be almost disorienting at first with how quickly things begin happening and with characters coming into and going out of the plot. The overall story is well-known to most thanks to John Huston’s film noir classic starring Humphrey Bogart, and the ending to the tale is perfect given how frenetic the rest of the story was executed.

BUT…. it’s hard not to wonder what happens next with Sam Spade and the motley crew of would-be crooks.

And Max Allan Collins provides a solution for that nagging question with his Return of the Maltese Falcon follow-up. Much like the original, Collins wastes no time with a long setup as the story begins immediately and characters, both new and old, quickly make their way into the plot. Like the original, the Return features several twists and turns; a cast of characters who may or may not be who they claim; fisticuffs; sarcastic quips from Spade; and a bird statue that’s caught the attention of many.

Collins is no stranger to working with characters created by others and finishing tales began by other classic authors — he was handpicked by Mickey Spillane to complete all of his unfinished works; authored the Dick Tracy comic strip for a number of years; wrote the Batman comic; and even provided novels for the popular CSI television series. And not surprisingly, he does a fantastic job with Hammett’s classic PI Sam Spade in this follow-up.

Overall this is an excellent read that holds up to the quality of the original.

This may have appeared here before, but if you haven’t read it – particularly if you haven’t read my Return of the Maltese Falcon – this might encourage you to do so.

Return of the Maltese Falcon (2026) by Max Allan Collins

The Maltese Falcon is both a seminal novel (1929) in the private eye genre and one of the most classic movies ever made. The 1941 film, which were are all intimately familiar with (or should be), starred Humphrey Bogart in an immortal role as well as Mary Astor, Gladys George, Peter Lorre, and Sydney Greenstreet. It is amazing that Sam Spade (the private eye character) only appeared in one Hammett novel (The Maltese Falcon) and a handful of short stories. The character, perhaps propelled by the silver screen success of John Huston’s version, has assumed proportions which are larger than life. Spade is perhaps more well known as a private eye than almost any other literary figure other than Sherlock Holmes, who was a product of a different era.

Collins’ Return of the Maltese Falcon is a pastiche, that is, according to the American Heritage Dictionary, “[a] dramatic, literary, or musical piece openly imitating the previous works of other artists, often with satirical intent.” Collins tells us readers in an afterward that he based his novel solely on the original 1929 work and ignored the movies and other pastiches. He does admit though that he is, in doing this, like “a buzzard picking at the Falcon’s bones.”

(NOTE FROM MAC: I do not consider Return of the Maltese Falcon a pastiche because it is utterly devoid of satirical intent. My quoted “buzzard” remark, however, is.)

The novel continues less than two weeks after the first one (the one that Hammett wrote) left off. Sam Spade is now in his office, savoring the fact that he put Brigid O’Shaughnessy in jail for Archer’s murder. He is satisfied that he has avenged his one-time partner, Miles Archer, though he candidly states he had no love for Archer and had been fooling around with Archer’s wife, blonde, blue-eyed and painfully pretty Iva, which made him a suspect in Archer’s murder. The match-up between Spade and Archer had never been a good match and their three-year contract was close to running out when Archer died. His name has now been razored off the door.

Effie Perine, his secretary, plays a strong role in this novel, with semi-romantic sparring between them. The story quickly switches to the Falcon as Rhea Gutman, the daughter of Casper Gutman, the infamous seeker of all things Falcon, approaches Spade and hires him to find the Falcon, once again, but this time the real one. She explains that her only inheritance is her father’s quest for that golden bejeweled bird.

What follows is a sort of trip down memory lane with Spade visiting both Brigid and Joel Cairo, soliciting their help. Along the way, Spade is hired by more than one person in their quest for the Falcon with him quietly pocketing retainers left and right, hoping that it will all sort itself out in the end. Brigid continues her femme fatale role as a “supplely shapely female” with “nearly violet eyes, half-lidded and languid under long lovely lashes.” She is still a siren’s song even in jail.

Spade, a former Continental Operative, but not Hammet’s famous unnamed Continental Op, admits that he has not been known to play things by any one’s rules but his own, and states that the assumption that he is “outright crooked misses the point.” He says he is in the detective trade and his partner was murdered so he had to do something about it. San Francisco has no shortage of suckers, he explains, and never think that he is one of them.

Return of the Maltese Falcon is not the original The Maltese Falcon, but perhaps it is the next best thing. It offers us another chapter in that chase for the elusive treasure and the collection of odd ducks who are after it. It revisits familiar characters and breathes new life into them. And it is just plain fun to read.

The HBO/Cinemax Quarry series is on a list of underrated TV crime dramas.

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On Tuesday (I am writing this on Sunday) I will be recording a Blu-ray commentary with moderator Heath Holland and Jeffrey Goodman, the director of The Last Lullaby (2008). That’s the Quarry movie starring Tom Sizemore based on my short story, “A Matter of Principal,” and my script for the film, which I turned into the novel The Last Quarry. Before filming, a second writer did a pass on the script, after my two drafts; and I did a punch-up of sorts after that.

Quarry is called “Price” in the film because I didn’t want to tie the character up for subsequent films.

Kino Lorber is bringing it out on Blu-ray, much to my delight (I like the film), in conjunction with Quarry’s 50th anniversary (the first novel appeared in 1976, The Broker now called Quarry, my preferred title). Release date of the Blu-ray TBA.

I am hopeful the short Quarry film will be included on the special features of the Blu-ray. Fingers crossed.

M.A.C.

Physical Media Lives! So Does M.A.C.

Tuesday, September 1st, 2026

A few of you knew about me going in for a procedure last week (Thursday to be exact). I am recuperating at the moment, so this will be a brief update. Medically speaking, I’m doing fine – it was an ablation/cardioversion having to do with trying to tame my a-fib.

Flowers are unnecessary but good wishes always appreciated. I have the most incredible wife in the world, by the way – Barbara Collins is exactly who any smart person would like to have at their side in any tight scrape.

As the Christmas season approaches, I notice a number of my movies on physical media are popping up at good prices – some of these are steals. I’ll annotate each (they are listed here in no particular order).

For the casual browser who’s just happened to stop by I’ll mention that, in addition to some bigtime stuff like Road to Perdition and the HBO/Cinemax Quarry series, I have done (written and directed) a number of indie projects – seven features, two documentaries, and a handful of short films. Also, I’ve written a few produced screenplays that others have directed – The Last Lullaby, The Expert and recently Mickey Spillane’s Cap City.

Some of the prices listed below are sale prices and may not last long – so now’s the time….

BLUE CHRISTMAS $3.49 (Blu-ray) at Oldies.com

Blue Christmas is a micro-budget adaptation my novella “A Wreath for Marley,” which is essentially The Maltese Falcon Meets A Christmas Carol. We shot it in a week for ten thousand bucks on a single set with a largely local cast, who I think did a terrific job. We won some awards and scored some very nice reviews.

ELIOT NESS: AN UNTOUCHABLE LIFE (Blu-ray) $17.47 at VCI

This is my late friend Michael Cornelison’s signature role as Eliot Ness in a one-man show. It was produced and performed at a theater in Des Moines, Iowa, but we shot it movie style with only the opening and closing from a live performance. It appeared on Iowa PBS and also was an award-winner.

MICKEY SPILLANE’S ENCORE FOR MURDER $1.98 (DVD) at Oldies.com

This is a performance (actually a movie culled by me and editor Chad Bishop from a dress rehearsal and the sole performance) of a radio-style play starring Gary Sandy (who was one of the stars of Mommy 2: Mommy’s Day). Gary had performed Encore (originally written for Stacy Keach in an audio production) in several larger venues, but this captured the version done here in Muscatine, Iowa, with (again) local talent backing him. He did a terrific job, and so did they. Again, a micro-budget production that won awards.

MOMMY & MOMMY 2 (Blu-ray double feature) $16.99 at Amazon

These are the two movies starring Patty McCormack as a sort of grown-up version of her classic Bad Seed role. They were done at the tail end of the home video rental era, and were hits – with respectable budgets in the half-million range – in that market. Mommy also appeared on Lifetime in primetime, and we had a stellar cast backing Patty up – Majel Barrett Roddenberry, Brinke Stevens, Jason Miller, Mickey Spillane, Gary Sandy, Arlen Dean Snyder and more.

CAVEMAN: V.T. HAMLIN & ALLEY OOP, $9.98 at VCI.
My documentary about the cartoon caveman and his creators V.T. Hamlin (Iowa born) and the assistant who took over the famous strip, Dave Graue, is my secret take on Chester Gould and his assistant Rick Fletcher on Dick Tracy. Includes an interview with the great Will Eisner.

DEATH BY FRUITCAKE (DVD), $18.90 at Oldies.com

This is our most recent production, based on a novella in the Antiques/Trash ‘n’ Treasures mysteries by Barb and me (as “Barbara Allan”). It, too, is micro-budget, but like Blue Christmas we got a lot of streaming play and some nice awards. Quad Cities broadcasting legend Paula Sands plays Vivian Borne, Midwest superstar Alisabeth Von Presley (American Idol) is daughter Brandy, and Rob Merritt (star of Blue Christmas) is Detective Tony Cassoto. You can catch this free on Tubi with a few commercials and on Prime and elsewhere on rental.

THE TWO JAKES $12.49 (Blu-Ray) at Barnes & Noble

This is one of my favorite movies, the sequel to Chinatown; this release [The Kino-Lorber release, not the Paramount!–Nate] includes a commentary track by me and my pal Heath Holland.

Why, you may ask, have I spent so much time out of my career in doing smalltime projects? The thing is, I have a love for movies and specifically hearing my dialogue spoken that draws this moth to the flame. In a fairly successful fiction-writing career that began in 1972 I have had many options for film and TV, and the money was nice, but the satisfaction (when the bulk of those projects inevitably went south) was negligible.

Part of this is my fault for never leaving my smalltown Iowa home. The reasons I stayed are many, but among them was an understanding that my temperament, and what it would take to make it in Hollywood, were almost certainly incompatible. Doing this in a small-scale way has helped me maintain control and get things done.

Say what you will, I have wracked up a filmography that has allowed me to demonstrate, at least to some small degree, what I’m capable of. God bless collaborators like Mike Cornelison, Phil Dingeldein, Steve Henke, Chad Bishop and so many more – chief among them Barbara Collins – for helping me carve out this small, unlikely place in my CV.

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Craig Zablo has announced the upcoming Quarry’s Reunion on his site with a lovely look at the cover.

Barb and I received copies of Antiques Web from Severn House in London and will share a look at it as we grow closer to the pub date (early October).

Meanwhile I’m beginning serious research on Road to Hell, which will include a chapter about Michael O’Sullivan’s harrowing experiences in the Great War.

That’s all for this week…my beautiful nurse is calling….

M.A.C.

A Quarry Discussion Plus a Book Giveaway!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

It’s book giveaway time, with the new trade paperback edition from Hard Case Crime of The Last Quarry on offer to the first ten of you who ask for it.

As usual, if you’re interested, you write me directly at macphilms@hotmail.com. If you receive a copy, you agree to write a review at Amazon and/or Barnes & Noble, and/or your own (or someone else’s) blog. If you hate the book, you’re relieved of this obligation. Mixed reviews are fine, and only mildly resented. USA only, due to postal restrictions. Be sure to include your snail-mail address.

This trade paperback includes two of the four Quarry short stories as in-the-back-of-the-book bonuses: “Guest Services” and “Quarry’s Luck.” The other two short stories, “A Matter of Principal” and the fourth (the name of which escapes me – it appeared in The Strand) [“Quarry’s Gamble”, The Strand #52 — Nate] were swallowed up in the novels for use in The Last Quarry and Quarry’s Climax respectively.

The cover of this new book is particularly handsome. It’s by the great Robert McGinnis, one of the premiere paperback cover artists of the golden age of noir paperback originals and the guy who did some of the most iconic James Bond movie posters. I’ve told the story frequently, but I’ll go into it briefly here for you newer comers.

When Charles Ardai started up Hard Case Crime, I was one of the authors he approached (most of the others were dead, so it was their estates Charles approached). He did a reprint (in one volume) of the first two Nolan novels (Bait Money and Blood Money) called Two for the Money. He came back for more reprints and I said I’d rather do an original, even if it was just for reprint-level money. I believe he at first wanted a new Nolan, but I preferred doing a Quarry, the character having always been one of my favorites, and the series one I thought should have lasted and received more recognition.

The final negotiating point between Charles and me was my saying essentially, “I’ll do the novel if you get me a McGinnis cover.” And I’ll be damned if he didn’t.

At this point I’d written one more Quarry novel (Primary Target, aka Quarry’s Vote) in the wake of the initial Nate Heller success, and a nifty little Quarry short film that was burning up the festival circuit. I used that film in an anthology of my other short films as well as the Spillane documentary; this was called Shades of Noir, and the original paperback of The Last Quarry was sort of the movie tie-in to that boxed set of DVD’s.

Quarry was inspired by three things – well, two people and one thing. The thing was the Parker series by Richard Stark (Donald E. Westlake) that I loved then and love now; and Nolan was my direct take on Parker, humanizing him with a young sidekick. But I always thought there was a cop-out nature to that series, and my own – Parker was a thief and when he was forced to kill somebody, that somebody was another bad guy. Same was pretty much true of Nolan. It occurred to me nobody had really done this kind of novel – a “crook book” where the heroic protagonist (okay, anti-heroic) was a hitman. I wanted the reader to have to deal with the point of view character being, unapologetically, a hired killer.

I did not have a series in mind but did leave the door open for a follow-up novel or two. (Nolan had not been conceived as a series either, and even died in the original draft of Bait Money.)

The two people impacting the creation of Quarry were Audie Murphy, the most decorated soldier in the European Theater in World War Two, and later a movie star, mostly in westerns. I’d read enough about him to know he had been traumatized – had PTSD, though nobody was calling it that yet – which I found interesting. A normal kid who became a cold-blooded killer (of the enemy, but that counts).

The other inspiration was Jon McRae, a high school pal of mine who went on to several very bloody tours in Vietnam. Unlike some friends of mine, he came home recognizably his eccentric self, but he was nonetheless clearly traumatized by what were then still ongoing experiences. To give you the idea, he was the machine gunner in the tail of a rescue ‘copter.

Stir my Mickey Spillane obsession into the mix, and my admiration for “Richard Stark,” and you have Quarry. I was approached by Berkley Books to do three more novels about him and snapped up the chance. The subsequent three novels were increasingly violent and black humor-tinged. I was, frankly, worried about the direction they were taking – not the four books I’d done, but what the fifth book might be, and any future ones. I feared I’d gone down a road of having to top myself with some terrible thing Quarry did toward the end of a given novel – the basic idea having been to lure the reader into accepting Quarry as a narrator and even identifying with him, then getting slammed with something awful he does, and making readers question their own ease in going along with Quarry, to accept him as a “hero.”

That became no problem when Berkley Books asked for no further Quarry entries.

Over the years, however, I had more mail about Quarry than any other character of mine (pre-Heller). That, and my feeling that Quarry was an original creation, served poorly by the original publisher, made the series an itch that called out for scratching.

So when Charles gave me the opportunity to write The Last Quarry, an opportunity to answer whatever-happened-to-Quarry and wrap up the series, I grabbed it. When the book became a surprise success, both in terms of sales and reviews, this old war horse didn’t have to hear the bell ring twice. I was off and running with The First Quarry and my series of novels about the missing years in the character’s life between already written books.

Series have a way of knowing when they are either over or evolving, and Quarry is no exception. Almost from the start, the concept of Quarry evolved into him using the list of his dead Broker (murdered by Quarry) to approach targeted victims and taking out assassins…a kind of prolonged metaphorical self-suicide…which eclipsed the hitman aspect. Some of the flashback books depict Quarry in his hitman years, but the initial novel (The Broker aka Quarry) is essentially his last job before his transition to the “list” approach.

Killing Quarry emerged from somewhere in my subconscious to conclude the “list” cycle. The next book, Quarry’s Blood, in part returned to hitman days and then mostly was about Quarry at a much older age – essentially mine, maybe a couple of years younger – and I found that interesting enough to pick that up again in the more recent Quarry’s Return.

Now I will soon be embarking on Quarry’s Reunion, which will almost certainly be another of the Quarry-in-old-age novels. I had promised a while back that any further novels would revert to the “list” days, most likely; but if you’re expecting consistency from me, it’s only to be found in my ability to write readable books.

I realize much of what I’ve just shared is already known to some of you – maybe many of you – but it seemed like returning to the evolution of this series was appropriate with a Last Quarry book giveaway.

Here’s another story you may have already heard from me. I was so thrilled with McGinnis cover to The Last Quarry that I coaxed the artist’s phone number out of Hard Case Crime editor Charles Ardai. I called Bob McGinnis and told him what a career high it was for me to have a cover by him on a novel of mine. I was undoubtedly effusive and he took my fannish enthusiasm with grace. Then he asked me if I’d like the original art of the cover. That threw me, because I was next expecting him to offer it to me at a price I could not afford.

But I could afford it, all right. All he wanted was my address to send me the art.

It hangs near my desk now, an incredible reminder of how lucky I’ve been to have this career of mine, getting everything I ever wanted out of it (except getting rich). I have four other original covers from Quarry novels on my walls, by various artists, and all of those I did find a way to buy. One I particularly like, The Wrong Quarry painted by Tyler Jacobson, hangs near my desk, as well. Not all the covers (and I like them all) for Quarry novels have depicted him. But the ones that do that also match the image in my mind’s eye are the McGinnis and Jacobson ones.

When I’m asked who my favorite is among the heroes (and heroines) of my various book and comics series, it always comes down to Quarry and Nate Heller. Don’t ask me to choose between them, because they are both me.

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Here is a particularly good YouTube video about the film version of Road to Perdition, provided to me by Terry Beatty himself.

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Here is info and pre-ordering for Law and Order, the 1932 Wyatt Earp movie starring Walter Huston and Harry Carey derived from the hard-to-find 1930 W.R. Burnett novel. This has the commentary by me and the great Heath Holland of Cereal at Midnight, a recording I mentioned last week that I was about to do.

It’s a terrific movie. Don’t miss it.

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I also teased last week about working on a screenplay. I can’t (or anyway won’t) give any details, but I’ve just completed my first Nathan Heller feature film screenplay, which will tie in with True Noir, the ten-episode audio adaptation of True Detective written by me and directed by Robert Meyer Burnett. The producers include Mike Bawden, Phil Dingeldein and Christine Sheaks.

This screenplay is not an adaptation of True Detective, however – it’s from another published work in the series. It’s a speculative effort but one that I think has a good shot at paying off. The only previous Heller screenplay I wrote was the pilot episode for FX of a Stolen Away mini-series that never happened (I did, however, get paid).

Speaking of True Noir, the last two episodes will be dropping soon. Then you can order it all at once. The almost five-hour production, starring Michael Rosenbaum as Nate Heller, will eventually be available on Blu-ray. A Blu-ray of an audio? Yes! This production with its incredible cast (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32507868/) will be on a disc that will also have all ten episodes of my History Behind the Mystery series (one per episode of the audio production) and a lengthy interview with me by Rob Burnett. A book of my ten scripts will also be available around the same time.

If this audio production is successful, our next productions of True Noir movies-for-the-mind will be the other two books in the Frank Nitti Trilogy, True Crime and The Million-Dollar Wound.

You can help make that happen, if you haven’t already, by going to truenoir.co and buying the entire ten-episode series for a modest $29.95.

Eventually there will be a soundtrack CD available of the excellent Alexander Bornstein score.

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You may have already seen this nice little article about Ms. Tree, but it’s worth another look, anyway, particularly in the wake of the recent publication of the sixth and final volume of the archival series from Titan, Ms. Tree: Fallen Tree.

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The Quarry movie, The Last Lullaby, is available on YouTube now. Tom Sizemore is “Price” (aka Quarry). I wrote the first drafts of the script and did a final punch-up, but another writer wrote a draft, too…so it’s not pure Quarry, but it’s pretty good.

M.A.C.

Death by Fruitcake Begins Production, Thanks to Barb

Tuesday, August 20th, 2024
Death by Fruitcake, auditorium set with cast and crew at work.
Day one on the set of Death by Fruitcake.

When this update appears, we’ll be in our second day of shooting Death by Fruitcake. The week since I last posted found us heavily in post-production mode. It’s been intense but gratifying to see things coming together.

The real pleasure has been working so closely with my wife on this project. She had been intimately involved in my productions – really our productions – in the ten-plus years we did quite a little bit of indie filmmaking. Mommy and Mommy’s Day saw her filling a production manager role, and those productions would not have been possible without her. The same is true of Real Time: Siege at Lucas Street Market (2001) and Eliot Ness: An Untouchable Life (2005), as well as my two documentaries, Mike Hammer’s Mickey Spillane (1998) and Caveman: V.T. Hamlin and Alley Oop (2005).

She has an unfailing eye for detail and a gift for dealing with all sorts of people. And her storytelling abilities are obvious to anyone who’s read her short stories or the novels we’ve done together, in particular the Antiques (Trash ‘n’ Treasures) mystery series.

But there were travails involved with all of those productions, proud as I am (and I think she is too) of all of them. Mommy was a baptism by fire. Difficulties with the director led to letting him go after the first two weeks of a four-week shoot (I was producer and writer), meaning I had to fill the director’s role without any experience or prep, just years of being a movie buff. When I lost the Dick Tracy scripting gig after fifteen years, indie filmmaking was another way to make some money…I thought.

And we had some success, particularly with the two Mommy movies, but my co-producer – my best friend since high school – stole a good deal of the money (he was convicted of a felony for doing so). Nonetheless, we did get a sale to Lifetime where Mommy aired in primetime, and both it and the sequel were chainwide Blockbuster buys (a big deal in those days). I was deeply involved in filmmaking during those years, which included the Road to Perdition (2002) sale and the Quarry movie, The Last Lullaby (2008), which I co-scripted. Several short films happened during that period as well.

But the betrayal by my former best friend and the many difficulties of indie filmmaking – getting the money to make even modest productions was (and is) a nightmare – had me walking away from that pursuit, though there have been some screenplays produced (by others) and, thankfully, occasional options on my books for TV and movies (and on screenplays). CBS Films has Eliot Ness and the Mad Butcher (2020, by Brad Schwartz and me) under option right now, and I think Nolan is still under option, too. Might have run out while I wasn’t looking, though.

Anyway, indie filmmaking was a past pursuit. The closest I came to it was writing two Mike Hammer audio books for Stacy Keach and a full cast, one of which won an Audie for Best Original Work (The Little Death) and the other (Encore for Murder) was similarly nominated, and produced as a play starring Gary Sandy in venues at Owensboro, Kentucky, and Clearwater, Florida. Then I was asked to allow Encore to be produced, radio-play-style, here in Muscatine, Iowa, as a fund raiser for the local Art Center.

I consented, as some of you know, and brought in my Mommy’s Day co-star Gary Sandy (WKRP in Cincinnati, of course) to play Mike Hammer. When I attended the first rehearsal (Gary would be coming in a few days in advance of the actual production), I was pleasantly surprised to find the local cast very good.

Barb had endorsed my involvement (I was co-director as well as writer) but wanted no participation. She was retired from movies and anything vaguely related. The theft of the Mommy money had threatened our house and she remained understandably bitter. But I encouraged her to come to the next rehearsal to see if I was kidding myself thinking these local thespians were pretty darn good. She came and agreed.

Then when Gary Sandy came in and did a terrific job as Hammer in rehearsal, I contacted my longtime collaborator, Phil Dingeldein (director of photographer on all of my features), and convinced him to come to Muscatine to shoot the one live performance. He did this (and shot a dress rehearsal, too, to give us extra coverage). The idea was to use it as a bonus feature on our revised updated version of Mike Hammer’s Mickey Spillane, which we did (it’s available from VCI at Amazon right now).

Barb stayed pretty much aloof from that production, for which Chad Bishop (who was a cast member) worked with Phil on the Encore shoot and edited it into a movie or a program or some damn thing. It came out pretty well, I think, and is available on DVD separately from VCI as well as on the Spillane documentary.

Anyway, that experience got the indie filmmaking juices flowing again and Chad and I (with Phil onboard as d.p.) decided to do Blue Christmas, which I’ve been discussing here quite a bit. Barb gave her blessing but refused to be a part of it. She’d had enough of the hard work and misery that accompanies any kind of filmmaking.

But a few days out from the production (this was last October), I had some very stressful situations relating to the production that sent me back into a-fib. And Barb got on board. She again made the production run smoothly. Ask anyone who the MVP on Blue Christmas was and they’ll say Barb.

Now we’re doing one more – Death by Fruitcake. I tricked her into being part of it by basing this one on our Antiques series, specifically a novella, Antiques Fruitcake in Antiques Ho Ho Homicides. She is caught up in it, with me, and doing a stellar job. It’s unimaginable without her.

Ask anybody in the cast or on the crew.

Again, she has made it clear this is her last production. I believe her. I always do. So this is probably my last indie movie, too – unless somebody gives me enough money to hire a production manager as good as Barbara Collins. Which is itself a long shot for more than one reason….


Barbara Allan

Blue Christmas, by the way, is already available for pre-order at Amazon (it’s a November 11, 2024 release).

And you can read about Blue Christmas at Blu-ray.com, right here.

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Just in case I haven’t given you enough reasons to spend money on me this time around, keep in mind the clock is ticking on the Kickstarter effort to back True Noir: the Assassination of Anton Cermak, based on my novel True Detective in a fully immersive audio drama in ten parts and written by (again) me. It has an amazing cast, and a great director (Robert Meyer Burnett).

Scroll down a ways in this Digital Bits column and get the skinny on True Noir.

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M.A.C.