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Quarry’s Web

Tuesday, September 29th, 2026

The new Antiques novel by Barbara Allan (Barb and me) is out now! Brick-and-mortar stores may not have it (our publisher, Severn House, now affiliated with Joffe Books, is British) but Amazon does, in both hardcover and on Kindle.


Hardcover:
E-Book:

Here’s what reader Mary S. thinks about the new Trash ‘n’ Treasures mystery:

“Antiques Web is the latest in the Trash’n’treasures mystery series featuring mother daughter duo Vivian and Brandy Bourne and adorable shih tzu, Sushi. This series has been running for a long time and possibly could feel a little formulaic, but it really doesn’t because it’s so darned funny! I love the mother daughter duo and their sweet family that now includes Brandy’s son Jake and her police chief husband Tony. The setting in small town Iowa is great and the hijinks drama queen Vivian gets into are hilarious. This mystery involved murder, a UFO house, and the mob. What more could we really ask for! If you are looking for a cozy mystery with lots of humor that is a great escape from real life then this is the book for you! I loved the ending and I’m already looking forward to the next book.”

And Navy Mom says:

“This book is a positive mood lifter. I have never laughed so much while reading a murder mystery. The main characters are family and friends who run a Antiques shop called “Trash “n” Treasures.” Thus fabolous sweet read has embezzlement, a Mafia connection, a Sheriff who is beside himself as his wife & her Mother get involved in solving crimes. I totally loved this series, and I think I’m going to have to but Book 1 and complete them all.”

And our little micro-budget movie, Death by Fruitcake, is available at Amazon right now, regularly $22.29, but it’s been on sale a couple of times lately, so keep an eye out.

It’s free with commercials on Tubi, The Roku Channel, Fawesome and Xumo Play. Check here for more options: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/death-by-fruitcake.

If you hit one of the sale prices (it’s been as low as $6.66!), snag some for friends, relatives and to use for stocking stuffers.

Here’s a review that may convince you:


Five stars from reviewer zagain
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Solid Independent Film
Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026

“Death By Fruitcake is an adaptation of a novella by Barbara Allen from the Trash ‘n’ Treasures cozy mystery series. Allen is the pen name used by noted crime and mystery writer Max Allan Collins and his wife Barbara who co-write these adventures of antiques store owner Vivian Borne and her daughter Brandy. The film is set in small-town Serenity, Iowa and focuses on a community theater production of a Christmas play centered around local fruitcake production during the FDR administration. Vivian is directing the production and it stars local star Louise Lamont, who has recently returned to her hometown roots while on the downside of her successful career in soap operas and other stage shows. Things go awry when Lamont, a diva who has rubbed the rest of the cast and crew the wrong way, dies in the middle of a dress rehearsal. Vivian, who views herself as something of an amateur sleuth, takes it upon herself to assist local police chief Tony Cassato in solving the crime.

The film stars Paula Sands, a long-time news anchor and reporter in the Quad Cities area, as Vivian Borne and Alisabeth Von Presley, best known for her music career and as a former contestant on American Idol, as her daughter Brandy. The film also features Rene Mauck, who portrayed Velda in the filmed stage radio-style production of Mickey Spillane’s Encore for Murder, as Louise; Rob Merritt (Richard Stone in Blue Christmas) as Chief Cassato; and Chris Causey (Jake Marley in Blue Christmas) as Paul, the theater’s lighting guru. While the cast may not contain a number of household names, there are some solid performances in the film. Sands does a solid job as Vivian, although some of her delivery certainly points to her past at a news desk. Von Presley, who had a minor role in Blue Christmas, stands out with an ability to easily speak to the camera in several scenes designed to break the fourth wall. Merritt, who was strong as the lead in Blue Christmas, puts in another solid performance as does Chris Causey, who has the presence of an experienced character actor (making it somewhat surprising that he’s not had more roles according to his IMDb profile). Kimberly Kurtenbach also stands out as Clara Buffet, head of Lamont’s fan club.

The film is a low budget, independent production, but that works just fine given that this is a character-driven, quick (89 minutes) whodunit film that takes place entirely in one setting (the community theater). There are several funny spots and one-liners as well as an ending with a twist that is to be expected in these types of mystery stories. Although I’m unfamiliar with the book series this is based on, it’s safe to assume it is a fairly true adaptation given that it is written, directed and produced by Max Allan Collins and also produced by series co-writer Barbara Collins. Overall fans of the series, of cozy mysteries, or of Collins’ work in general are likely to find this film a worthy watch.

Here’s another FRUITCAKE review that just came to my attention:

Overly Honest Reviews – *** ½ stars
RAVING REVIEW: One of the best types of mysteries doesn’t pretend to be bigger than it is.
DEATH BY FRUITCAKE leans into its small-town setting, its contained stage environment, and its personality-driven storytelling without trying to inflate the stakes beyond what the story can support. That restraint ends up being one of its biggest advantages. It knows the scale it’s operating within and, instead of stretching, digs inward into character, tone, and timing.

The setup is simple in the best way. A dress rehearsal collapses into chaos when a notoriously difficult actress drops dead mid-performance, and suddenly everyone in the room becomes a suspect. That kind of confined, single-location mystery has been done countless times, but what makes this one click is the attention it pays to the personalities circling the event. This isn’t about elaborate plotting or intricate twists stacked on top of each other. It’s about letting the audience sit in a room full of people who all have a reason to hate the victim and watching the tension build from there.


Paula Sands carries much of the story as Vivian, and what stands out isn’t just her presence but the way the performance embraces a slightly heightened delivery without tipping into parody. There’s a stiffness to her line reading at times, but instead of breaking the illusion, it almost feeds into the character. Vivian feels like someone who sees herself as more composed and authoritative than she actually is, and that disconnect becomes part of the charm. It’s not polished conventionally, but it fits the world the film builds.

Alisabeth Von Presley brings a different kind of portrayal as Brandy, and the contrast between the two performances becomes one of the film’s strengths. Where Vivian leans toward control and presentation, Brandy feels more fluid, more aware of the absurdity around her. The moments where she interacts directly with the camera could have come off as distracting. They’re used sparingly enough that they add personality instead of pulling you out of the story. It gives the film an edge, a reminder that it’s in on its own tone without constantly pointing it out.

The supporting cast fills out the ensemble, keeping the suspect pool engaging. No one is pushed into satire, but everyone is just exaggerated enough to feel distinct. That balance is important in a story like this. If the characters blend into one another, the mystery loses its shape. Here, each interaction carries just enough tension or humor to keep things moving, even when the narrative slows.

The investigation expands in a way that feels intentionally relaxed, but there are stretches where it could have used a sharper sense of escalation. Conversations feel a bit repetitive at times, suspicions shift without always adding new information, and the momentum dips as a result. It never stalls completely, but there’s a version of this that trims some of that repetition and lands with a bit more impact.

There’s a lightness to the humor that doesn’t undercut the mystery, and a sense of familiarity that works in its favor rather than against it. It feels like a story that understands its audience, especially those drawn to mysteries where the intrigue matters but the experience is just as much about spending time with the characters. The jokes land more often than not, and when they don’t, they still feel in line with the world the film has created.


The single-location setting becomes a strength rather than a constraint, forcing the film to rely on blocking, performance, and dialogue rather than on visuals. There’s a stage-like quality to everything, which makes sense given the setting, and instead of fighting that, the film leans into it.

What ultimately holds everything together is the film’s understanding of what kind of mystery it wants to be. It’s not chasing complexity for its own sake, and it’s not trying to reinvent the genre. Instead, it focuses on delivering a contained, character-driven story with enough intrigue to keep you guessing and enough personality to keep you invested.

There’s also an underlying appreciation for the setting itself. The small-town dynamics, the overlapping relationships, the way grudges and histories linger just beneath the surface, all of that feeds into the mystery without needing to be spelled out. It gives the film a sense of place that adds texture without complicating the narrative.

DEATH BY FRUITCAKE doesn’t aim for perfection. Its appeal comes from how comfortably it settles into its identity. The imperfections are part of the experience, but they don’t define it. What sticks is the chemistry between its leads, the playful tone, and the steady commitment to telling a story that fits its scale. It’s the kind of film that understands exactly what it’s offering, and more importantly, what it isn’t. And in a genre that often overreaches or overcomplicates itself, that clarity goes a long way.

This same reviewer also likes Return of the Maltese Falcon:

from reviewer zagain:
5 out of 5 stars
Excellent Followup
Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
Format: Hardcover

Dashiell Hammett’s
The Maltese Falcon from 1930 is a whirlwind of a hardboiled novel in which you are thrown right into the story. There’s no long preamble introducing characters or settings — characters quickly enter the scene and the action starts immediately. It can be almost disorienting at first with how quickly things begin happening and with characters coming into and going out of the plot. The overall story is well-known to most thanks to John Huston’s film noir classic starring Humphrey Bogart, and the ending to the tale is perfect given how frenetic the rest of the story was executed.

BUT…. it’s hard not to wonder what happens next with Sam Spade and the motley crew of would-be crooks.

And Max Allan Collins provides a solution for that nagging question with his Return of the Maltese Falcon follow-up. Much like the original, Collins wastes no time with a long setup as the story begins immediately and characters, both new and old, quickly make their way into the plot. Like the original, the Return features several twists and turns; a cast of characters who may or may not be who they claim; fisticuffs; sarcastic quips from Spade; and a bird statue that’s caught the attention of many.

Collins is no stranger to working with characters created by others and finishing tales began by other classic authors — he was handpicked by Mickey Spillane to complete all of his unfinished works; authored the Dick Tracy comic strip for a number of years; wrote the Batman comic; and even provided novels for the popular CSI television series. And not surprisingly, he does a fantastic job with Hammett’s classic PI Sam Spade in this follow-up.

Overall this is an excellent read that holds up to the quality of the original.

This may have appeared here before, but if you haven’t read it – particularly if you haven’t read my Return of the Maltese Falcon – this might encourage you to do so.

Return of the Maltese Falcon (2026) by Max Allan Collins

The Maltese Falcon is both a seminal novel (1929) in the private eye genre and one of the most classic movies ever made. The 1941 film, which were are all intimately familiar with (or should be), starred Humphrey Bogart in an immortal role as well as Mary Astor, Gladys George, Peter Lorre, and Sydney Greenstreet. It is amazing that Sam Spade (the private eye character) only appeared in one Hammett novel (The Maltese Falcon) and a handful of short stories. The character, perhaps propelled by the silver screen success of John Huston’s version, has assumed proportions which are larger than life. Spade is perhaps more well known as a private eye than almost any other literary figure other than Sherlock Holmes, who was a product of a different era.

Collins’ Return of the Maltese Falcon is a pastiche, that is, according to the American Heritage Dictionary, “[a] dramatic, literary, or musical piece openly imitating the previous works of other artists, often with satirical intent.” Collins tells us readers in an afterward that he based his novel solely on the original 1929 work and ignored the movies and other pastiches. He does admit though that he is, in doing this, like “a buzzard picking at the Falcon’s bones.”

(NOTE FROM MAC: I do not consider Return of the Maltese Falcon a pastiche because it is utterly devoid of satirical intent. My quoted “buzzard” remark, however, is.)

The novel continues less than two weeks after the first one (the one that Hammett wrote) left off. Sam Spade is now in his office, savoring the fact that he put Brigid O’Shaughnessy in jail for Archer’s murder. He is satisfied that he has avenged his one-time partner, Miles Archer, though he candidly states he had no love for Archer and had been fooling around with Archer’s wife, blonde, blue-eyed and painfully pretty Iva, which made him a suspect in Archer’s murder. The match-up between Spade and Archer had never been a good match and their three-year contract was close to running out when Archer died. His name has now been razored off the door.

Effie Perine, his secretary, plays a strong role in this novel, with semi-romantic sparring between them. The story quickly switches to the Falcon as Rhea Gutman, the daughter of Casper Gutman, the infamous seeker of all things Falcon, approaches Spade and hires him to find the Falcon, once again, but this time the real one. She explains that her only inheritance is her father’s quest for that golden bejeweled bird.

What follows is a sort of trip down memory lane with Spade visiting both Brigid and Joel Cairo, soliciting their help. Along the way, Spade is hired by more than one person in their quest for the Falcon with him quietly pocketing retainers left and right, hoping that it will all sort itself out in the end. Brigid continues her femme fatale role as a “supplely shapely female” with “nearly violet eyes, half-lidded and languid under long lovely lashes.” She is still a siren’s song even in jail.

Spade, a former Continental Operative, but not Hammet’s famous unnamed Continental Op, admits that he has not been known to play things by any one’s rules but his own, and states that the assumption that he is “outright crooked misses the point.” He says he is in the detective trade and his partner was murdered so he had to do something about it. San Francisco has no shortage of suckers, he explains, and never think that he is one of them.

Return of the Maltese Falcon is not the original The Maltese Falcon, but perhaps it is the next best thing. It offers us another chapter in that chase for the elusive treasure and the collection of odd ducks who are after it. It revisits familiar characters and breathes new life into them. And it is just plain fun to read.

The HBO/Cinemax Quarry series is on a list of underrated TV crime dramas.

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On Tuesday (I am writing this on Sunday) I will be recording a Blu-ray commentary with moderator Heath Holland and Jeffrey Goodman, the director of The Last Lullaby (2008). That’s the Quarry movie starring Tom Sizemore based on my short story, “A Matter of Principal,” and my script for the film, which I turned into the novel The Last Quarry. Before filming, a second writer did a pass on the script, after my two drafts; and I did a punch-up of sorts after that.

Quarry is called “Price” in the film because I didn’t want to tie the character up for subsequent films.

Kino Lorber is bringing it out on Blu-ray, much to my delight (I like the film), in conjunction with Quarry’s 50th anniversary (the first novel appeared in 1976, The Broker now called Quarry, my preferred title). Release date of the Blu-ray TBA.

I am hopeful the short Quarry film will be included on the special features of the Blu-ray. Fingers crossed.

M.A.C.

Antiques and…Quarry?

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026

Last week I promised not to talk politics here. But I want to share with you something that just happened to me. A week or so ago, I ordered, through e-bay, a blu-ray boxed set. I paid for it and for the postage. Today I was notified that customs is charging me 39.50 USD import fees for the privilege of doing business with Canada.

Thank you, Donald Trump.

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Also, last week I announced that two very different books in two very different series are about to come out – namely, Antiques Web in the Trash ‘n’ Treasures series featuring Brandy and Vivian Borne, and Quarry’s Reunion in the, well, Quarry series. Antiques Web is by Barbara Allan, the joint byline of my wife Barb and me, and Quarry’s Reunion is my work (though Barb in fact edits me…editor Charles Ardai bats clean-up).

We had already received great reviews for Quarry’s Reunion from Publisher’s Weekly and the often cranky Kirkus, but now we’ve had a rave from Booklist — the kind that rates an “aw shucks” and the toe of a shoe digging at the dirt.

Quarry, as some of you know, is celebrating 50 years that arguably make my somewhat-retired hitman the longest- running mystery series in terms of passage of time (others have obviously racked up more entries). Still, Quarry has a respectable 19 books, not to mention (and now I’ll mention them), an award-winning short film (“A Matter of Principal”), a well-received feature film (The Last Lullaby), and a one-season HBO/Cinemax TV series (Quarry).

This Booklist review is particularly gratifying.

Quarry’s Reunion
By Max Allan Collins
Nov. 2026. 224p. Hard Case Crime, paper, $19.99 (9781835416464)


It doesn’t seem like a completely terrible idea, heading back to Ohio for his 50-year high school reunion. An old girlfriend wants him there, and surely there’s no danger at a school reunion for a retired killer-for-hire? Well, it turns out Quarry is wrong. Danger follows him wherever he goes—even now, when he’s no longer in the killing game. Once again, he’s forced to pull himself out of retirement to save his own life and the lives of innocent bystanders. Collins has been writing about Quarry since 1976. He took a 20-year break from the character after Primary Target (1987) but roared back into action in 2006, and since then, he’s been treating his fans to one perfect book after another. While the author doesn’t seem to have explicitly called this the end of the series—and another Quarry adventure would always be welcome—it would still be a lovely way to send Quarry off into permanent retirement, an entirely appropriate finale to this touching story and to a long, hard life.

The novel will be out in early November.


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Barb and I have been very lucky to have an excellent audio publisher for the majority of our books. Stefan Rudnicki and Gabrielle de Cuir read Quarry and Antiques respectively and do an incredible job.

Stefan has made Quarry his own, and Gabrielle has done a beautiful job where other readers of the Antiques novels have occasionally failed (how about Vivian with a Southern accent?) (Maybe Serenity is in Southern Iowa….)

Skyboat has posted a wonderful blog entry about the Antiques series and their take on it. We want to share it with you in full:

If the name Barbara Allan sounds familiar to you, there may be a few reasons for that. Is it Allan that sparks in your head? Then maybe you’ve listened to some of Max Allan Collins’s phenomenal thriller series (Quarry, Fancy Anders, Nolan, or Mike Hammer). Or is the name Barbara ringing any bells? Perhaps you’ve listened to REGENERATION, BOMBSHELL, and CUTOUT, read by Skyboat’s own Stefan Rudnicki and Gabrielle de Cuir!

Barbara Allan is the pen name used by Max Allan Collins and his wife, Barbara Collins. Together they are the authors of the Trash ‘n’ Treasure series of comic cozy mysteries, and two stand alone thrillers.

These delightful tales of intrigue and mystery star Brandy Borne, her eccentric mother Vivian, and her beloved Shih Tzu, Sushi. Brandy and Vivian run a small antiques business in their quaint Iowan hometown, but through digging for antiques to sell at their store, they often find themselves in the middle of a town scandals and murder plots. And while they’re at it, they might as well solve the mysteries themselves!

On their shared writing process, Barbara Collins says: “Our collaboration process is simple: we plot the novel together, often on a long car trip or over several restaurant meals; usually I take notes. Then I write a complete first draft without [Max] seeing any of it. If I run into trouble along the way, we discuss the problem over another lunch (there’s a very famous restaurant in Muscatine, Iowa – perhaps you’ve heard of it: Applebees).”

And to answer the question of why one would co-write a novel (not to mention the dozens they have written together), she says: “Beyond shoring up each others weaknesses through your own strengths, why should a writer embark on such a perilous enterprise? The answer is as simple as collaboration is complex: a third writer is created. A successful writing collaboration creates a distinct third voice in an end product that – because of the strengths each writer brings to the work table – could not have been accomplished alone. That’s when two plus two can equal five. Even my husband can do that math.”

Gabrielle has taken on Books 15-18 (Antiques Carry On, Antiques Liquidation, Antiques Foe, and Antiques Slay Belles), with more to come!

Looking for a laugh-out-loud, quirky mystery to brighten your mood? Trash ’n’ Treasures is “one of the funniest cozy series going” (Ellery Queen Magazine) – and if you’re new to the series, it’s safe to jump right in.

Find recipes from the books and more info on the series here!

If you just can’t decide, get the box set for 15-17 here!

Check out our SoundCloud playlist with samples for the whole series!

You’ll note Antiques Web is not among the Skyboat titles, but that’s temporary – they’re recording it now. Patience.

In the meantime, you know how to scratch that itch? Order Antiques Web the novel (or the e-book) now.


Hardcover:
E-Book:

Our promo material indicates the Kindle e-book will be available September 22. That’s sooner than originally promised…and would appear to be…TODAY!!!

But the physical hardcover book still has a pub date of Oct. 8.

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This is the second time Barb and I have had an Antiques book out simultaneously with one of my Quarry novels. I talked about this last week, my preference for doing a bunch of things and not just one.

I couldn’t stand writing nothing but Reacher, for example, fun as that character is (although I could abide the royalties just fine). I need to stay fresh. I started at this around 1968 (took me till 1972 to sell) (Bait Money) and this approach has kept me (nearly) sane.

I asked Mickey Spillane why he hadn’t written more Mike Hammer novels despite the demand from readers and editors and he said he felt Hammer was “over-characterized,” that there was nothing new to do with him. I couldn’t understand that, and when I started working with Mickey’s unfinished manuscripts, I couldn’t imagine ever feeling I should walk away from Hammer…but I have. Mickey wrote 13 Hammers. I co-wrote 14 more.

Now if a new Hammer movie happens, which it keeps threatening to, my attitude might change….

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We haven’t had a book giveaway here in ages, but one is coming up soon. Be sure to stop by next week.

M.A.C.

The Borne Girls Are Back! And So Is Quarry…

Tuesday, September 15th, 2026

Antiques Web, the latest adventure of Brandy Borne and her diva mother Vivian, will be published next week – on September 22 (an earlier date than we’d been told).


Pre-order the hardcover here:

Two of my series have distinctions relating to the length of their runs. Quarry, who will return in Quarry’s Reunion (available November 10), is (I’m told) the longest-running mystery series around, having begun in 1976 with Quarry (aka The Broker). It has suffered some stops and starts but has continued on throughout the decades for 17 novels and a short story collection. There’s also been a Quarry short film, a feature film and one-season TV series from HBO/Cinemax.

Other series of mine have had long runs, notably Nathan Heller, starting with True Detective in 1983. Nate’s delivered 19 novels, one short story collection and one novella collection.

But the real winner for durability is the Antiques series (aka the Trash ‘n’ Treasures mysteries) from Barbara Allan, the joint byline of my wife Barb and me. There are twenty novels, starting with Antiques Roadkill in 2006, and a three-novella collection (Antiques Ho-Ho-Homicides, in 2018, including Antiques Fruitcake, the basis of our micro-budget indie, Death by Fruitcake). Antiques also represents the most novels in the shortest span of time, basically one a year.

Nonetheless, because of its cozy nature – even though critics tend to call us a subversive cozy – some readers of my tough stuff have never tried Barbara Allan and the Antiques series. To be fair, some have and found it not to their taste, and that’s okay. I write to keep myself interested and that has seen me jumping around more than some writers of mystery fiction. Barb finds the Antiques novels are a handy way for her to explore numerous themes, motivated as she is by what’s currently of interest to her in what we laughingly refer to as real life.

It’s always puzzled me a bit when a reader loves Quarry but doesn’t go for Nate Heller. Some mystery fiction readers seem to be put off by the historical nature of the books, particularly those who haven’t tried one. Quarry novels are a quick read and the Hellers offer some heft, though they are first and foremost traditional hardboiled private eye stories and only secondarily historical. But doing all these historical cases has kept the books from blurring together, as is often the case with long-running series.

The Antiques series has a quirky, sometimes wacky sense of humor that isn’t for everybody. No apologies for that, because the traditional mystery field is cluttered as hell and being distinctive – even if it turns a few readers away – seems a positive to us. From the beginning Antiques has been a tongue-in-cheek affair.

If you haven’t tried one of the Antiques entries, here’s a brief introduction to Antiques Web.

When Serenity’s most eccentric sleuthing duo is involved, even a quiet Iowa river town can become a hotbed of murder, mayhem, and mid-century collectibles.

Brandy Borne is hoping for a calm life – new marriage, new routines, and only the usual chaos courtesy of her mercurial, melodramatic mother, Vivian.

But when an antiques auction turns disastrous and Vivian’s close friend Evelyn dies in what looks like a freak fall, the Bornes sniff out something far more sinister.

Then another woman turns up dead – crushed beneath a massive Frank Lloyd Wright statue – and the pattern becomes impossible to ignore. Someone in Serenity is weaving an elaborate con, preying on the vulnerable with a too-good-to- be-true investment scheme…and eliminating anyone who gets in the way.

With a suspicious niece, a furious financial advisor, a cryptic message from a dying mob boss, and a fierce dog who can be bribed, Vivian and Brandy find themselves tangled in a web of secrets, scams, and deadly deceit.

To save their friends – and themselves – they’ll have to outsmart a killer, out bid a con artist, and maybe (just maybe) keep Vivian from getting arrested. Again.

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This blog/update space is a politics-free zone.

It always has been, though I’ve slipped a few times. I don’t feel my readers should be subjected to my politics. For one thing, it’s bad business – it can unintentionally chase customers away. For another, it’s way too off point to be tolerated. This is just not the appropriate platform.

But away from here, on Facebook, I have started sharing occasional posts that make my political slant easily perceived. I am doing this because, with the November midterm election looming, I feel it’s my responsibility as an American citizen to express these views.

Nonetheless, I have no intention of alienating or insulting readers who (obviously) have every right to their own opinions. The hardcore followers of the President are not my intended target. It’s the independents and more traditional Republicans (I know them when I see them because I used to be one) who I would hope to reach. To provoke thought and even debate.

Years ago, when I first got on Facebook, I would comment about disagreements I had with friends who had posted political opinions. I damaged several such friendships – including several quite painful losses (miss you, Joe) – and I stopped posting any comments on their sites.

I don’t think it’s ever been hard to detect that I am left of center; but generally I’m not very far left of center, which frequently puts me in the middle of the road where I can be swiped by cars coming from either direction. (One of them driven by my son.)

I do this only because of this coming election, the importance of which is something I think we can all agree about. Interestingly, my sharing of these videos has been greeted mostly were smiley faces, but a few scowls are scattered in as well. What’s confusing is whether the scowling faces mean they agree or disagree.

Of course, if AI kills us all, I suppose the point is moot.

M.A.C.

Physical Media Lives! So Does M.A.C.

Tuesday, September 1st, 2026

A few of you knew about me going in for a procedure last week (Thursday to be exact). I am recuperating at the moment, so this will be a brief update. Medically speaking, I’m doing fine – it was an ablation/cardioversion having to do with trying to tame my a-fib.

Flowers are unnecessary but good wishes always appreciated. I have the most incredible wife in the world, by the way – Barbara Collins is exactly who any smart person would like to have at their side in any tight scrape.

As the Christmas season approaches, I notice a number of my movies on physical media are popping up at good prices – some of these are steals. I’ll annotate each (they are listed here in no particular order).

For the casual browser who’s just happened to stop by I’ll mention that, in addition to some bigtime stuff like Road to Perdition and the HBO/Cinemax Quarry series, I have done (written and directed) a number of indie projects – seven features, two documentaries, and a handful of short films. Also, I’ve written a few produced screenplays that others have directed – The Last Lullaby, The Expert and recently Mickey Spillane’s Cap City.

Some of the prices listed below are sale prices and may not last long – so now’s the time….

BLUE CHRISTMAS $3.49 (Blu-ray) at Oldies.com

Blue Christmas is a micro-budget adaptation my novella “A Wreath for Marley,” which is essentially The Maltese Falcon Meets A Christmas Carol. We shot it in a week for ten thousand bucks on a single set with a largely local cast, who I think did a terrific job. We won some awards and scored some very nice reviews.

ELIOT NESS: AN UNTOUCHABLE LIFE (Blu-ray) $17.47 at VCI

This is my late friend Michael Cornelison’s signature role as Eliot Ness in a one-man show. It was produced and performed at a theater in Des Moines, Iowa, but we shot it movie style with only the opening and closing from a live performance. It appeared on Iowa PBS and also was an award-winner.

MICKEY SPILLANE’S ENCORE FOR MURDER $1.98 (DVD) at Oldies.com

This is a performance (actually a movie culled by me and editor Chad Bishop from a dress rehearsal and the sole performance) of a radio-style play starring Gary Sandy (who was one of the stars of Mommy 2: Mommy’s Day). Gary had performed Encore (originally written for Stacy Keach in an audio production) in several larger venues, but this captured the version done here in Muscatine, Iowa, with (again) local talent backing him. He did a terrific job, and so did they. Again, a micro-budget production that won awards.

MOMMY & MOMMY 2 (Blu-ray double feature) $16.99 at Amazon

These are the two movies starring Patty McCormack as a sort of grown-up version of her classic Bad Seed role. They were done at the tail end of the home video rental era, and were hits – with respectable budgets in the half-million range – in that market. Mommy also appeared on Lifetime in primetime, and we had a stellar cast backing Patty up – Majel Barrett Roddenberry, Brinke Stevens, Jason Miller, Mickey Spillane, Gary Sandy, Arlen Dean Snyder and more.

CAVEMAN: V.T. HAMLIN & ALLEY OOP, $9.98 at VCI.
My documentary about the cartoon caveman and his creators V.T. Hamlin (Iowa born) and the assistant who took over the famous strip, Dave Graue, is my secret take on Chester Gould and his assistant Rick Fletcher on Dick Tracy. Includes an interview with the great Will Eisner.

DEATH BY FRUITCAKE (DVD), $18.90 at Oldies.com

This is our most recent production, based on a novella in the Antiques/Trash ‘n’ Treasures mysteries by Barb and me (as “Barbara Allan”). It, too, is micro-budget, but like Blue Christmas we got a lot of streaming play and some nice awards. Quad Cities broadcasting legend Paula Sands plays Vivian Borne, Midwest superstar Alisabeth Von Presley (American Idol) is daughter Brandy, and Rob Merritt (star of Blue Christmas) is Detective Tony Cassoto. You can catch this free on Tubi with a few commercials and on Prime and elsewhere on rental.

THE TWO JAKES $12.49 (Blu-Ray) at Barnes & Noble

This is one of my favorite movies, the sequel to Chinatown; this release [The Kino-Lorber release, not the Paramount!–Nate] includes a commentary track by me and my pal Heath Holland.

Why, you may ask, have I spent so much time out of my career in doing smalltime projects? The thing is, I have a love for movies and specifically hearing my dialogue spoken that draws this moth to the flame. In a fairly successful fiction-writing career that began in 1972 I have had many options for film and TV, and the money was nice, but the satisfaction (when the bulk of those projects inevitably went south) was negligible.

Part of this is my fault for never leaving my smalltown Iowa home. The reasons I stayed are many, but among them was an understanding that my temperament, and what it would take to make it in Hollywood, were almost certainly incompatible. Doing this in a small-scale way has helped me maintain control and get things done.

Say what you will, I have wracked up a filmography that has allowed me to demonstrate, at least to some small degree, what I’m capable of. God bless collaborators like Mike Cornelison, Phil Dingeldein, Steve Henke, Chad Bishop and so many more – chief among them Barbara Collins – for helping me carve out this small, unlikely place in my CV.

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Craig Zablo has announced the upcoming Quarry’s Reunion on his site with a lovely look at the cover.

Barb and I received copies of Antiques Web from Severn House in London and will share a look at it as we grow closer to the pub date (early October).

Meanwhile I’m beginning serious research on Road to Hell, which will include a chapter about Michael O’Sullivan’s harrowing experiences in the Great War.

That’s all for this week…my beautiful nurse is calling….

M.A.C.